We 'Umbly Petition....
I'm not sure that these e-petitions do any good, but since they exist, it seems churlish not to use them. Here's another one Brits may be interested in signing:We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to not force internet service providers to act as legal representatives for the RIAA and be treated like a common courier.
I think they meant "not to force" and "carrier", but I doubt Gordon's going to be paying that much attention....