Think of the Children - Or Just Think

This would be funny if it weren't atrocious. The idea of presenting copyright dogma without any sense of balance - for example of copyright-free alternatives, and why they can function - is pure propaganda. So why is big media allowed to infect children's minds in this way, when anybody else would be rightly howled down?

Update: This just had to happen: your fearless Captain Copyright has been unmasked as - wait for it, yes - none other than Captain Copyright Infringer.

You couldn't make this stuff up.